baileyyhusty

Bread is God. Water is Jesus. One of Kanye's albums calls him Yeezus. Wine is humanity and asparagus is Satan. This may seem like insanity but it's poetry, so don't be hatin'. By this arguably proven theory, I shall propose something eerie: That water can make you fat and that Bread Cat is wearing a hat inside God's hat. Asparagus tastes like human excrement, while wine is rather dashing with schnapps flavored peppermint. Wine is overrated and stupid, while water is clear and lucid. Bread is the ultimate ingredient of humanity's sandwich, whereas mushy vegetables can be a real bitch.